A social gathering in which the vast majority of the overall group are women resulting in an abundance of vaginal presence.
Sam: "Bro, we're the only guys at this party."
Brian: "It's definitely a clam convention."
Sam: "What's that?"
Brian: "When the V's severely outnumber the D's. Opposite of a sausage fest In other words, time to go fishing!"
Brian: "It's definitely a clam convention."
Sam: "What's that?"
Brian: "When the V's severely outnumber the D's. Opposite of a sausage fest In other words, time to go fishing!"
by Kenipples November 1, 2014
Get the Clam Conventionmug. by Vebonay July 1, 2017
Get the clam bunmug. 
Bearded clam:
A soy boy, white night, male feminist that wears a beard that is immensely disproportionate to his diminished masculinity.
A soy boy, white night, male feminist that wears a beard that is immensely disproportionate to his diminished masculinity.
Dude, this 100 lb. guy walked into the cigar shop with skinny jeans, a man bun and a huge beard, what a bearded clam he was!
by thinkinman February 18, 2020
Get the Bearded clammug. by Dthedrick August 15, 2025
Get the Slammin clammug. To interrupt or prevent female arousal or sexual activity. Equivalent to the term used amongst men (cock block)
Ashley and Jenny were hooking up when their friend Stephanie walked in unannounced and interrupted them. Ashley yelled, “Steph, don’t be such a clam slam & call next time before you come over!”
by Clandy February 27, 2024
Get the Clam Slammug. by batiomey July 7, 2022
Get the clammug.