Math

1. (noun) An educational fail.
2. (noun) the calculation and application of measurement

He stayed late at school doing math
Philosophical man: What is...the meaning of...Math?
Well now you know, dumbo!

by JUST A PLAIN IDIOT January 19, 2019

Math

The best Dad joke ever!

We were in math class. Nick was like "Wanna hear a Dad joke?" The rest of us was like "FUCK YEAH" He was like"THIS CLASS!!" We burst out laughing!

by Aldi's February 5, 2019

Math not mathin

When a bitch say something stupid and it don’t add up

1 body 3 kids 2 different daddies

Math not mathin 🤣

by Fuckabrokebitch January 7, 2022

Math

torture

Timmy said he liked math. Timmy is a liar.

by Abyss_Trips November 19, 2023

MATH

The acronym:
𝐌ental
𝐀buse
𝐓o
𝐇umans

My friend: Hey the first day of school was great, I can't wait to learn about science!
Me: Tru, but DID YOU KNOW THEY DID MATH IN SCHOOl
My friend: What... no...NO..NOOOOOOO!! WHY GOD WHY

by Mrs.Froggy June 12, 2018

Math

Mental
Abuse

To
Humans

I hate math

Tommy: UGHHHH I have math today!!
Fred: SUCKER

by The Sad Girl February 7, 2017

Maths

A horrible and useless subject

Hey bro we got maths next

AHHHHH!!! Kill me now!!!

by Chicken……89 November 16, 2021