turkey glibber 

A person who steals food off your plate when you aren't looking.

I could have sworn I had four tater tots before I turned around. You are such a turkey glibber!

turkey glibber by FireLily April 27, 2004

turkeybutthead 

A complete retard, generally someone that does not have a clue.

God, that person is such a turkeybutthead!

turkeybutthead by Alec James December 4, 2005

turkey whacker 

A turkey whacker is more expressive term of endearment for a dumbass or tool. Please note, that a turkey whacker (though similar in name) is not the same as a turkey slap.

"Andy, your suck a turkey whacker man." Yeah man your a complete dumbass.

turkey whacker by Pokeweed September 25, 2006

Turkey Wing 

Pulling and twisting a girls arms towards you, using them as leverage while having sex with a girl in the Doggy Style Position.

I put that bitch in the turkey wing last night when i was fuckin her. She couldn't move.

Turkey Wing by JNEG February 28, 2009

turkeycalling 

while performing cunnilingus move the tip of your tongue up and down fast on the tip of the clitoris and make a high pitched sound. It will either sound like a turkey call or an indian on the war path.

The rapid tongue movement and the high pitched vibration will make your woman kick you in the back of the head.... with "both" heels.

Performing this act without making the sound is not turkey calling, its cunnilingus

She was fine until I started turkeycalling her and she kicked me in the back of the head......with both heels.

I told the neighbors that I had lost my turkey

turkeycalling by kokonut September 1, 2009

Turkey Hoe

Girls who go out on Thanksgiving eve to turn up and get some

I bet there will be a lot of Turkey hoes out tonight at the club.

Turkey Hoe by jojobeanz_ November 26, 2014

turkey ass

Some one who is a massive duche bag and scares all the girls away

Why did haily leave to get away from vlads turkey ass

turkey ass by Sodding wanker August 10, 2017