Referring to buying a live christmas tree, and how it looks perfect before you get it home and find out it's bent or leaning in one direction or another. You can never find a perfectly straight christmas tree.
Bill - Wow, he is gay as a christmas tree!
Bob - what?...
Bill - well, have you ever found a straight christmas tree?
Bob - what?...
Bill - well, have you ever found a straight christmas tree?
by tap'n,it June 19, 2010
Get the Gay as a Christmas Treemug. Meaning more than one but less than four in number. Used to discribe a quantity of any specific item.
My friend gave me a coupla two tree bucks to get in the movie. "must be spoken with 1940's NY gangsta accent"
Don't make me take ya out back and open up a coupla two tree cans of whoop ass!
Don't make me take ya out back and open up a coupla two tree cans of whoop ass!
by jjorg June 20, 2007
Get the Coupla two treemug. Person A:Hey Jesse, remember the honey tree people?
Jesse: Oh yeah, that was funny
Overhearer: Whats a honey tree!
Jesse: Oh yeah, that was funny
Overhearer: Whats a honey tree!
by Jableader June 19, 2010
Get the Honey Treemug. by RIDEorDIEchick August 29, 2009
Get the Tree Leanmug. Paper. Think of how we use animal hides for clothes and various other items. Then think of how we use trees for various things, in this case, paper.
by YaBloodyMick April 7, 2010
Get the Tree Hidemug. A slang term for marijuana. My mother accidentally inspired this while in a hemp shop in Southern Cali.
Because if you think about it... it does kind of look like a palm tree; just stockier.
Because if you think about it... it does kind of look like a palm tree; just stockier.
Story behind it:::
Mom in hemp shop: Hey, Janet, come here, do you think I should buy this purse?
Me, baffled and shocked: What? You can't buy that purse. That has a MARIJAUAN LEAF on it!
Mom, more baffled than me: Really?
Me: Yes. That's pot. That's cannabis.
Mom: Oh... I thought it was a Stocky Palm tree.
Me: Not quite.
Mom in hemp shop: Hey, Janet, come here, do you think I should buy this purse?
Me, baffled and shocked: What? You can't buy that purse. That has a MARIJAUAN LEAF on it!
Mom, more baffled than me: Really?
Me: Yes. That's pot. That's cannabis.
Mom: Oh... I thought it was a Stocky Palm tree.
Me: Not quite.
by JMF <3 April 7, 2007
Get the Stocky Palm Treemug. 1-Tony sparks Trees is great for all the piff he puts in the air.
2-I'ma burn it down like "Tony sparks Trees".
2-I'ma burn it down like "Tony sparks Trees".
by tstrees August 29, 2007
Get the Tony sparks Treesmug.