Irish Olympics

Similar to the regular Olympics, except that instead of playing sports, it's a bunch of drunk people tripping and falling over, vomiting, and ranting.

Announcer 1: Irish Olympics athlete #21, O'Donovan, just face planted twice, hurled thrice, and went on a tirade about his wife!
Announcer 2: Here comes the clean-up crew with some steel wool...

by Leadfoot Leon September 14, 2016

irish walrus

When you don't have a good comeback like ,"fucking Jew Bagel," so you think of random shit. If you tried to define this Y0ur m0m Gay!

Awww you shit on my head you fucking Irish Walrus.

by Thickest B0Y May 17, 2018

irish gravy

The result of a shart

There was some Irish gravy in a pint glass I guess someone started in it

by Yannicks puzzle January 29, 2021

Irish Wristwatch

A condition where your friend is perpetually mad at you for no reason whatsoever and drags you around by the wrist like a child. Characterized by the distinctive red marks left on your wrist and the inexplicable Irish accent they develop while doing so.

"Bruh, Megan’s got me on an Irish Wristwatch again because I made her mad. She's been draggin me around saying, "I'M RAGIN' AT YA AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY, YA FECKIN' EEJIT!"

by 11Chicago March 7, 2025

irish twins

N AND Z are the irish twins with thicc eyebrows

you can see those eyebrowussys form a mile away

get your zandnussy now at irishtwins.ussy.com.ussyau

OMG IS THAT THE IRISH TWINS

N.G AND Z.G

DAMN I CAN SEE THEIR EYEBROWUSSIES (plural)
LORD HAVE MERCY

by gisele is not home yet June 21, 2022

Irish Mooney

When you walk into your buddy’s house and completely clog their toilet with a greasy shit.

After eating some bad Indian food I could make it all the way home, so I broke into my buddy’s house and left an Irish Mooney. And 12 hours later the smell could kill a goat.

by archery60x January 14, 2025

Irish Maraccas

Empty beer bottles that clang together.

Drew had to take his Irish maraccas to the recycling can

by ThanosReigns May 24, 2018