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field-test

The act of #blind-dating a supposedly or in-theory hot girl with the intent of getting laid (and potentially leaving her in a very short term).
Me: hey dude, I'm gonna field-test Jackie next weekend. Hopefully she's as hot as she looks and will get the kill
by Machine1984 May 11, 2022
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Testes

Testes are your butlers best friends , they give the butler the energy to answer the door like a nuclear physicist when some one visits.
Did you hear about whatsies testes getting Blown off? Oh how terrible , but at least he got some kind of group of friends from this. Ya know other butlers who don’t answer the door when ppl knock. Yeh great group of guys if they aren’t having a siesta in a straw hat. Yeh.
by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025
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The Ladder Test

If playing an online game and wonder if you lag, you start climbing up a ladder in the game, to see if you make it to the top or if you just keep on jumping from on top to on bottom.
Gamer#1: "Dude! I so shot that guy in the face, and it took him freakin' three second to die! Bajingless!"

Gamer#1's Online Buddy:"Do The Ladder Test. I see one right over there."
by TurnOnLamp September 25, 2010
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Testing

Testing
Testing
by Ruvvy Lover February 22, 2023
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stoplight test

The BDSM test from bdsmtest.org. The green preferences are what you're up to, the yellow ones are basically 50/50, and the red ones are a definite no.
A: Um... I've got all green on the stoplight test... What does that mean?

B: Means you're a perv

C: What are your stoplight test results?
D: What's that?

C: Are you into BDSM?
by Donoav February 7, 2025
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UNHINGED-TEST

THIS IS A TEST " HACKERONE<h1>
UNHINGED-TEST
by ABDIDRAFT January 20, 2023
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wrist test

A test where in you have a woman place her breasts on your forearm. If the breasts extend/fold over your forearm, she is said to "pass". A gauge for the breast lover.
My ex-girlfriend got way too big, but the sex was good and she had no problem passing the Wrist Test!
by Chucks Pickle February 19, 2024
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