Shane Stone is the biggest wander alive. Shane is a real estate agent who lies about termite and water issues to sell his houses. To identify a Shane Stone they will typically gel up their hair, wear aviators and drive a 90’s to early 2000’s BMW.
Don’t trust Shane Stone
Don’t trust Shane Stone
Shane Stone: oh yeh this house is awesome, it backs onto national park and I wouldn’t be surprised if water was flooding out of the spring. I got a damage inspection and there’s absolutely no problem, this area is known for termites but the house is termite free.
House: no water, spring is dried up. 50 - 60 bats living in the walls, backs onto private property. Riddled with termites and has a 3cm layer of bugs covering the ground.
Shane: oh the house wasn’t like that when I was there but it’s too late now you already bought it, but here’s a free plant for your troubles.
Plant: dies due to dehydration.
House: no water, spring is dried up. 50 - 60 bats living in the walls, backs onto private property. Riddled with termites and has a 3cm layer of bugs covering the ground.
Shane: oh the house wasn’t like that when I was there but it’s too late now you already bought it, but here’s a free plant for your troubles.
Plant: dies due to dehydration.
by Local Street Ranga April 8, 2020
Get the Shane Stonemug. A phrase with infinite meanings but not to be used in the memorial hall.
If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home.
If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home.
by Mission controller March 14, 2024
Get the Rock and stonemug. by gracestonesucks123 September 8, 2021
Get the grace stonemug. a group of poeple who like to fuck and smoke lots of weed. normally consist of a griffin chloe emma and a harry.
they know how to surf too.
they know how to surf too.
by my g girl yep September 18, 2017
Get the stoned quichemug. A series of progressively slower and quieter farts that sounds like a stone skipping across the water.
by timyord June 6, 2020
Get the Stone Skippingmug. The haze you are in after a day of sessioning (sessions include but not limited to surf sessions, kiteboarding sessions, wakeboarding sessions, skateboarding sessions, snowboarding sessions)
by Peaceloveandharmmoney November 29, 2015
Get the Session Stonedmug. 