Sad Briggs Hours

a family-friendly, "politically" correct response to traumatic experiences

Jude: There aren't any Mexicans in this room
Jude: Sad Briggs Hours

by BriggsBriggs April 5, 2022

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sad sausage

Someone who feels entitled to get what they want at the expense of others and then gets sad when there is resistance or their manipulations backfire in their face and they are faced with the consequences of their actions.

After being found out for having an affair the sad sausage tried to get their partner to believe they wouldn't do it again.

by ClassicRow_idk November 11, 2024

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Sad Cunt

When you're with your misso and she dumbs you so you come crying to the boys as a second options

Fuck me, Jordan was such a 'Sad Cunt' on Friday

by Crackhead from down the road July 7, 2019

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Sadness

Shown with an emoji :( Generally describes a feeling in which someone is feeling down and well... sad. What I went through while writing this for real

Corey: Dude sadness hit me hard today, :(
Jack: Yep. Feel down and degrade yourself. That will only supplement the amount of problems you have.

by God of family-friendliness December 14, 2021

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Sad Bill Cosby

A person who’s generally happy and cheerful that is suddenly sad and upset and you’re thrown off by the presence.

“Why you over there lookin like a Sad Bill Cosby”

by King Kreations May 15, 2020

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Sad Mormons

A game in which you have a threesome with two mormons of the opposite sex who are both sad and depressed, so you use their tears as lube on your peen.

Person 1: Ayo you see those two girls I think they’re Mormons
Person 2: Yeah I played a game of sad Mormons with them
Person 1: Dude that’s fuckin gnarly

by lolninjahasligma July 28, 2018

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