Salty Regards

Salty Regards - a term that originated on r/WSB and means 'regards' that lost most of their portfolio in one play on options and lost the remainder on revenge play the same week.

Example: What's with the new faces at Wendy's mom?

Mom/Karen - Salty Regards, from last week. Waiting in line to apply for a day job but can't afford non-slip black shoes so get turned away.

Child - Aww I see.. I miss my brother..

Mom/Karen - That's also why your older brother is moving in back home tomorrow.

Child - Yayyy!

Salty Regards by Chad_Tyrone July 1, 2024

salty salutation 

This is what is said when people are greeting you or sending you off and it is positive but it has a negative tone to it so you don't know if you are actually liked by these people. It's awesome to give but not so much fun to receive

As Donny was walking into the party, multiple people said that it was great to see him and then called him "Donny the Dumb Shit!" Donny was perplexed by this salty salutation and his fears were confirmed when someone said the same thing to him as they spit into the beer he just got from the keg.

salty salutation by von groovy August 7, 2024

Salty Tears

Is where you at a super duper hot area and you are sweating soo much that your entire face is covered with sweat and the sweat enters your eye making your eyes burn and red

I hate riding in your car because it has no a/c and during hot days I always have salty tears which I cannot stand.

Salty Tears by EMD F59PHI August 16, 2024

Salty Socket 

Pissing in an electrical outlet

Remember when Johnny died from the salty socket?

Salty Socket by Boredom Central December 16, 2024

salty curry 

A salty curry is a time dependent sexual act. One person will consume a spicy curry and then 24 hours later will have anal sex. Extra spicy for everyone!

Packed with bold and lively flavours, the “salty curry” isn’t for the weak. It’s for the strong and the mighty. - Jamie Oliver

salty curry by RB900 January 24, 2025

salty cheeks 

When someone cried and the tears left residue due to them drying up.

It can be heard in the song "Parallel Universe" by Red Hot Chilli Peppers
"Kill the pressure, It's raining on salty cheeks"

salty cheeks by Dorissima April 13, 2025

Salty banana boat 

The action of having a bead of sweat licked from the arsehole to the tip of the penis on a hot day.

"Can you give me a salty banana boat"

Salty banana boat by SikkaPash April 25, 2025