my guy

something that dumbass 14 year olds on this website get offended over since it's a "variation of 'my nigga'" even though it's fucking not and i just wanna talk to my bros, you might as well try to cancel all the words Dude, bro, mate, lad, etc since they can all be replaced with the n word, or "frick, shite, beach, etc", or ban the censored sign since it's hiding shit, or maybe just shut your shit covered ass up and stop being so fucking sensitive over 2 fucking words

dumbass: ugh someone "my guy" is so racist, white people just say it to be assholes since it's similar to "my nigga"
normal guy: Chill the fuck my guy out i just wanna talk to my homies wtf you getting offended for

by Hitlerisawoman July 25, 2021

mus guy

Better than a CBHS guy. More respected and well liked. Does not have to cuss in every sentence to sound cool. Owns CBHS in everything but especially in life.

I'd love to get you your coffee MUS guy. CBHS guy to MUS guy.

by Lloyd the OWL April 17, 2005

hot guy

someone i really want to fuck, eg billie joe or mike or tre from the hot band green day.

wow that tre is one hot guy and i'd give anything fuck him

by a TRUE green day fan November 24, 2004

family guy

a funny animated series on FOX that got cancelled, but it was never funnier than the simpsons or futurama. now that the show has been brought back to Fox, a lot of faggots watch it which ruins the show, it lacks the originality and hilarity that it first had and sucks a lot, and actually has a reason to be cancelled this time.

bill: yo did u see that new family guy episode last night

jim: no family guy sucks balls now

by mafiaman720 September 10, 2008

The Fat Guy

Reformed playstation pirate. Also known as Garfat.

J: "i wonder if The Fat Guy has Destruction Derby 2 yet"
N "yeah Garfat hires new shit to copy every week"

J: "Lets go see the fat cunt then"
N: "yeah, lets see how much lunch is on his tit"

by theguywhofuckednathansmum July 11, 2010

CADET GUY

This term refers to those who are so engrossed and utterly obsessed specifically with any form of military cadets (or perhaps any youth organisation) that they fail to think or say anything not about cadets. There are 12 levels of "guyness" which rank all cadets or youth organisation members from very unenthusiastic to sucking-off instructor just to gain favour. Cadet guys are usually single-minded individuals who only look to gain promotion and uphold prestige of unit for personal satisfaction. high level guys like to enforce their rank on others for ego boosts and will often use the word regalia. cadet guys are gimps

sampson said to the cadet commander: "i will do anything to become an officer"
cadet commander: "anything? you're such a cadet guy! down on your knees!"
sampson: "why thankyou sir!"

by spartacus the windowdresser February 11, 2010

Guy Diving

When a man descends from an aircraft of his choosing and lands his erect penis inside a spread-eagle woman/man.

Just spent $2,000 on guy diving lessons to try to fix my marriage. Love is priceless.

by Hannibal_x9 January 29, 2020