dry sandwich

A type of sandwich which is dry and contains no butter and also is a person who gives dry stares into the dark abyss that is your life

Look at Jacob, he's such a dry sandwich!

by That_sandwich_person May 24, 2018

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Clit Sandwiching

Sticking your tongue into the right spot so you can get it caught into several vaginas.

"We were going to be clit sandwiching for a few hours."

by Lil' Diçç December 18, 2017

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Sleep sandwiching is a form of sleep walking involving the making of a sandwich. It is most commonly a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The afflicted will have no memory of the event come morning. They may also seem slightly dazed or confused.

WARNING: Do not attempt to wake the afflicted individual. As with any form of sleep walking, it can be highly dangerous and traumatic to do so. Sleep sandwichers will often be extremely defensive of their sandwich and the waker may be putting themselves in harms way.

Possible side effects of sleep sandwiching include greater variation in weight, morning grogginess, increased reports of hauntings, and very very confused housemates, who do not understand how the peanut butter ended up in the bathroom.

My brother suffers from chronic sleep sandwiching.

by HeyCrazyLady December 12, 2017

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