trumbone player

Really weird people. Don't talk to them. They will get you into anything and everything. Drugs, alcohol, sexual situations (like having an orgy in a practice room) and many other things. Overall just stay away.

Girl 1: what are those trumbone players doing over there?

Girl 2: Ew! Trumbone players are such perverts!

by Anonymously cool 27 May 25, 2016

trumbone player

Really weird people. Don't talk to them. They will get you into anything and everything. Drugs, alcohol, sexual situations (like having an orgy in a practice room) and many other things. Overall just stay away.

Girl 1: what are those trumbone players doing over there?

Girl 2: Ew! Trumbone players are such perverts!

by Anonymously cool 27 May 25, 2016

Paladin player

Basically neantherdal

stupid

dumb
mentally ill

Person1:gosh mike said how he thinks this song sucks
Person2:don't worry he's a paladin player

by Ihatepaladins July 25, 2021

Simon-level player

Somebody who had the misfortune of being placed in silver, even though they played fairly decently.

Wow, we're playing against a lot of Simon-level players, what a misfortune!

by WittenAziaat March 12, 2018

The best apex player

Professional virgin, everyone wishes he where never born, some even describe his virginity as contagious

Girl: "hey Aden, I heard that you're The best apex player- i'm a virgin now."

by Thepeemachine February 21, 2022

even according to players

Even according to players is a very old term from used in the 50's to describe any given team or single person the ability to win or lose when it comes to playing a game. It may also refer to a person in a group of friends who for whatever reason is unable to grasp the subject of the conversation. It was a polite way to say that someone was stupid.

The gang were all playing a game of cards when Billy walked up and asked who was winning. The gang replied that it was even according to players because "stupid Sam" was one of the players.

by SkipSpike666 October 24, 2017

player line

A cheesy pick up line often involving little to no intellect, said from a player to their prey in an attempt to secure a sexual encounter by flattering them with one simple phrase.
Ex: "On a scale of 1 to 10, you a 9 and I'm the 1 you need"

"Do you happen to have a bandaid, I scraped my knee falling for you"

Those player lines won't work on me!
That was the lamest player line I've ever heard

by Cdoup February 24, 2016