piss pasty

Used disposable nappy. Once folded into place with the velcrow wings secured it resembles a product from the Ginsters range.

While you're up their would you empty the nappy bin - it's
solid with 'piss pastys'

by Brucester September 10, 2006

Ass Piss

(Noun) Diarrhea in the most urgent sense. Liquid poop with corn chunks and beans. Pretty much anyway you use ass-piss, as long as it is applied in the same fashion as shit.
Can be utilized as a proper noun, adjective and verb where applicable.

The ass piss I just dropped was epic, it was like liquefied brownie chunks and ground up burrito mix topped with hot fudge.

by WHC'sOwnReal May 29, 2011

piss and switch

To demand to go to the bathroom first, claiming that you will be faster because all you have to do is urinate, but then while you are on the toilet, you start taking a crap.

Man, when my roommate got home from the bar, I really had to go to the bathroom, but he claimed he should go first because he only had to piss, but once he got on there, I could smell him, he pulled a piss and switch, and I was stuck waiting outside the bathroom for 15 minutes!

by God Of Bread Sticks January 15, 2010

piss that off

when u dnt liek something and u sorta liek chuck it away or just piss it off u no?

katie thinks its not even a phrase but it is shes just fat n cant play guitar hero for crap.

"oh this games crap, piss that off!"

by nick39572o89w3hroiw2 March 31, 2009

Piss Pubes

An over grown bush of pubic hair on the dick or pussy that has become a piss trap and smells like the strong odor of piss.

I was going down on this chick last night that had piss pubes, her bush was so hairy and full of piss i almost puked!

by luscious1ali January 24, 2010

diggle piss

When it is freezing outside and your whole body starts shaking and then you realize you have to piss. Your whole body is movin all around, especially your hand, and needless to say, piss is going EVERYWHERE.

Oh my, Muhammad Ali is getting his piss all over the place! Wait, that's just some guy taking one hell of a diggle piss.

by Ndamukong you know who December 7, 2010

Piss Missile

When a semi truck driver, or any driver really, has had to piss in a bottle while on the road and then they get road rage and throw said bottle out the window, preferably at another vehicle, it then becomes a Piss Missile.

“Did you hear what Steve did? Some Prius driver cut him off on the freeway and he tossed a Piss Missile at him the next chance he had.”

by Bl4ck0psBauer July 16, 2023