by CoqMeatSandwich November 14, 2019
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by JugheadJo March 25, 2019
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Eevee had sex and took the cum shot in a jar. From that moment on she is known as JW; aka the Jizz witch
by Dapusha April 6, 2019
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by DonJuanFranko April 12, 2019
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Person 1: Yo dude! Yesterday I saw my brother with a dongle jizz.
Person 2: Really? I wouldn't dare cum into my PC, it would warp to a super machine.
Person 1: Yeah, maybe my brother even impregnated the PC, maybe later I'll have a Raspberry Pi mini PC!
Person 2: Really? I wouldn't dare cum into my PC, it would warp to a super machine.
Person 1: Yeah, maybe my brother even impregnated the PC, maybe later I'll have a Raspberry Pi mini PC!
by Mr.Waffle Jizz May 27, 2019
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by num nut December 5, 2019
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by Turkey_tits69 December 30, 2019
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