Oliver

Oliver is a fucking loser with no friends, he also has a micro penis. his best friend is dating his crush. and his hair is terrible.

Person 1: oliver is gay as hell
Person 2: yeah

by MotherEureka December 7, 2021

Oliver

A true don of the bean bandits

God them bean bandits are dangerous, i hope oliver isnt part of them

by Not oliver the bean bandit November 22, 2021

Oliver

A savage who doesn’t give a fuck.

That guy is so Oliver

by Burber12345 August 2, 2020

john oliver effect

When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia

Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.

by Lookit Mike Rotch February 27, 2024

Olive Oil Mayonnaise

White, basic, and nobody likes it

Eww, she’s a olive oil mayonnaise, disgusting.

by Sirswagsoften4:2069 February 27, 2019

Smexy oliver

The person with the largest cock and ass ever also is very cool

"Oh wow look at big smexy oliver over there with a big dick" or "I really want to shag smexy oliver

by Nowiksnwjsjsj April 17, 2022

oliver

a crackhead that thinks he is cool. enjoys lighting peoples hair on fire

oliver blew a fat cloud then lit hawks hair on fire

by peepee licker October 10, 2019