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half past two

A blanket responce to any question you do not wish to answer.
However, there are some cases where it will not work, which is shown in the second example.
Bloke 1, "Did you just press that big red button that says do not press?"
Bloke 2, "Half past two!"
Bloke 1, "What!? (head explodes due to confusion)"

Nagging Mother, "When are you going to get yourself a job and stop pissing your life away?"
Son, "Half past two."
by Pat June 18, 2006
mugGet the half past twomug.

Half-Life crisis

One has a half-life crisis the night before a large project or a big test is coming up the next day in ones Chemistry class.
Man, I'm stupid! Why did I ever take AP Chemistry? I've already exposed myself to 7 different types of radiation, and this project is due before I can go in for treatment! Pretty soon, I won't have a half-life crisis, I'll have a no-life crisis!
by Noah Anderson December 28, 2005
mugGet the Half-Life crisismug.

Half ass cunt

A cunt that can do a job better but only does it half as good as he could.
by DBG Dan December 12, 2016
mugGet the Half ass cuntmug.

Half the hot dog

I'm sorry professor, I didn't have enough time and only posted half the hot dog.
by Nacholiferaft May 7, 2019
mugGet the Half the hot dogmug.

dick ‘n a half

A dick ‘n a half isn’t a dick sewed onto half a dick. It’s actually a term for a dick so large, it transcends time and space. If you tell someone to suck a dick ‘n a half. It means you are telling them that they are the biggest cuck known in all of the multiverse.
“Go suck a dick ‘n a half!”

“*loud gasp*”
by TheToppestBottom October 2, 2019
mugGet the dick ‘n a halfmug.

Its a deal and a half

A phrase ryan made that means it is quite a good deal
Jimmy: Wow these adult diapers sure are cheap. One could say, its a deal and a half.
Jimbo: Oh jeez your right arntcha
by cledith April 8, 2019
mugGet the Its a deal and a halfmug.

Half of zero fucks

You may think half of zero is just zero right? WRONG! half of zero in this case is more than zero, but not one. Let me explain. Saying "I don't give half of zero fucks about that" is more intense than saying "I don't give zero fucks about that
". In this case saying you give only half of the zero fucks means that you are more upset than just giving the zero fucks. So why is this? Well if we knew, we would probably have a much clearer understanding of reality and the universe and whatnot. Also, dont confuse this with "half of two shits" "zero fucks" "zero shits" "I dont give two shits" or any other amount of shits, fucks, or other equivalent measures of fuckery other than shits and fucks.
Person 1: Look at this new thing I made.
Person2: I dont give half of zero fucks about that
Person 1: do you atleast give a third of zero fucks?
Person 2: no.
by LordPeironDestroyerOfWorlds October 10, 2022
mugGet the Half of zero fucksmug.

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