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A place where you're apparently supposed to learn and get an education even though only some people like it, it's required by law.
I went to school and learned nothing, absolutely nothing.
by SaipdaBadger September 12, 2020
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School is a place where teachers educate you and make you smarter.
Although many people say it is boring, it really helps.
You go to different grades until you can leave school for 18 years and go to university.
There are 12 grades: 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th. You get the point.
Mom: Honey, it's time to go to school!

Kid: Ok mom!
by Educatin'Boys October 27, 2017
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A place that is said to better our minds but ends up brainwashing us into learning thing that we will never need in life.

Stands for Seven Crappiest Hours Of Our Lives.

Also see: Prison

Schools also hold fundraisers often. Money is said to be used for new computers or to fix the wifi, but actually goes to the teacher's lounge.

*Student walks into teacher's lounge*
Dang, this place is awesome. They got recliners, flat screen TVs, microwaves, refrigerators, air hockey, and full bars of wifi.

*Student is expelled for finding the holy grail*

Dress code is also enforced. If a girl shows one centimeter of her shoulder she gets detention. If she shows three inches of skin above her knee she also gets detention. The boys dress code is almost non existent.

Bullying is common, but if students tell teachers they would just add more stupid rules.

Popular girls can get away with wearing tube tops, but an unpopular girl would have to go to alternative school for two years.
Student: Will we learn to how to pay taxes. Or manage money.

Teacher: No this is a school. We only learn useful things here.

(This is why people are in crippling debt right now)
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by Lil Balls May 21, 2019
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A mentally and physically draining jail-like government facility, which makes children Hope for the week to be over. It also specializes in teaching kids to use algebra to cross the street.
Sally: What day is it?
Sallys Mom: Monday, get ready for school.
Sally: FUCCCC-
by Pseudonym#404 April 27, 2021
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The most pointless thing ever like there teaching you math that not even the teacher knows
by atzzzkollf September 14, 2020
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School sucks it stans for six cruel hours of our life who ever made school is dead to me I hate school it sucks why do we go there my sister went to school and a bunch of kids told her to DIE! Now I am going to her school and KILLING those kids! My sister comes home crying! SCHOOL IS STUPID !
by I hates chili November 2, 2019
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