The realest niggas you will ever meet, one is ugly and has spiderman powers the other just works out all day, one is really small in all aspects (simon) the other is really big in all aspects (nick)
Nick Neepson, a fish entity with an IQ charged by the power of a thousand microwaves. This mythical sentient being is found swimming in the depths of the ocean with his little fishy friends. A spawn of magic and mischief Neepsons are the strongest of Ravenclaw's. As mighty as the Neepson may seem it is often found under the guidance of the mythical 'Paschalzebra' (more on that later)
Neep fan: "Is that Nick Neepson? Woah, he be Neepin'"
Alabama Wide Receiver: *drops pass*
Nick Saban: YOU OWE ME THREE MILLION PUSH-UPS! YOU'RE A HORRIBLE FOOTBALL PLAYER!
Alabama Wide Receiver: *cries (but still starts next game)*
(verb.) getting dumped in an email and feeling worthless enough to write a desperate song about ur feelings to try to get that person back. Very heartbroken