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Excel Ninja

One who is adept in the exquisite art of Microsoft Excel. Frequently one with professional experience requiring extensive use of Excel (e.g., investment banking, financial analysis). Specifically the abilities to do things with Excel for which it was not intended (e.g., word processing) or create files quickly using arcane keyboard shortcuts are common traits of the Excel Ninja.
Chris: I want to fix this spreadsheet so that instead of having equations, the numbers are hard-coded.
David (with hesitation): Control + C, alt, e, s, v.
Chris: Truly your status as an Excel Ninja is beyond question.
David: Booyah!
by MennoniteOwl April 28, 2006
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brain ninja

A person with the ability to insert thoughts or ideas into another's head that does not cause immediate, but rather long term lingering mental anguish, usually having comedic value.
Walk up to someone. Look at them thoughtfully for a moment. Sing, "I've got a golden ticket." Walk away. BAM, you're a brain ninja.
by River City Smokers January 17, 2008
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mall ninja

A term used in forums to mean an unexperienced and enthusiastic weapon(usually a firearm)owner who pretends to be a seasoned operator. The phrase came about as a result of an over the top character in a famous satirical thread.
I am a part time mall ninja and I am currently recieving the escalator assualt training.B-)
by xd-40 February 27, 2005
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Supa Ninja Atak

A very powerful attack that is nearly unblockable.
I Use Mah Supa Ninja Atak To Defeat You
by HardcoreGamer4Ever June 30, 2010
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Ask A Ninja

You Got Questions, Ninja Got Answers.
A podcast about a guy wearing a t-shirt on his face answering questions about random things people with odd names send in to him. Some questions include things like:
"What do you think of the number three?"
"Can Midgets be ninjas?"
"How do you kill a ninja?"
"Would you like to watch a movie with me?"
etc.
Quite funny I must say, Costantly advertising their "Ninja Mart Store" and "Hope is Emo"
In my opinion, Even though Hope is actually that lady from MadTV, I'm sure the character must be related to that Ninja guy. Really, I can see the family resemblance.
Ask A Ninja Man: "Sorry, I chopped off your boyfriends arms, need a hug?"
by [Alea] August 17, 2006
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Chat Ninja

That person you wish you didn't know who seems to lurk on facebook or aim waiting for you to log on so they can message you within 2 seconds. You usually know this person from elementary school or they tried to get you in on a pyramid scheme.
6:42 pm <I'mTotallyNotDave> is online
6:42 pm<FamilyGuy24/7> Hey man!! are you sure you don't want to make a ton of money quick selling knives?

6:43 pm<I'mTotallyNotDave> .... effin chat ninja.

6:43 pm<I'mTotallyNotDave> is offline.
by I'mTotallyNotDave November 9, 2010
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Gymnastics Ninja

A gymnast. Capable of randomly doing a cartwheel into a back-flip, a hand-stand, and then a front-flip in the span of five seconds.
Guy 1: "Dude, gymnastics is a girl-sport."
Guy 2: "Are you kidding me?! I do gymnastics and, not only does it get me women, but i can do flips just walking down the street!"

Gymnastics Ninja: "Check this out!" -front-flip, double back-flip- "Now what did you say about gymnastics?"
by rArr. Cuz i can. March 21, 2010
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