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Michael Ryu 

He is a man with a large cock. 6.9 inches to be exact. Not to mention that he is an Asian so that's pretty fucking big. He is a sneaky little bastard that gets away with every bad word that he says. He can type really fast and is good at fortnite. He is very not used to being around girls which makes him act very weird and makes his 6.9-inch penis explodes. Last but not least, like every Asian, he is good at ping pong, but when he takes and L, I'd watch the fuck out.
Andrew: *beats Michael in ping pong* Michael Ryu: "Fuck!" "You are so gay, get a fucking life you faggot!" Teacher standing right behind him: "Andrew, why did you say such a thing?!" Michael Ryu: *In laughter turns around and his 6.9 inch dick slaps girl in the ass*, "oh shit, sorry you whore!"
Michael Ryu by Richard Speed 4000 December 3, 2019

Michael Mitchell 

some dumb ass music teacher who thinks he's the shit but he just looks like chicken little fam. if the purge was a thing he'd be first on the list. mothers he's so wet aswell. my guy uses the word "awesome". fucking wet don mate.
'I hate my music teacher'
'ayo.. do you have that Michael Mitchell guy'
'yeah fam imma spark him next time he's in ends'
Michael Mitchell by dullafell1 June 11, 2020

michael is gay 

a gay person by the name michael who likes people by the name ronnie juan angelo lucas
,michael is gay, when he dreams of ronnie

michael monroe 

Literally a gorgeous god, He is a beautiful person
Person 1: You know Michael Monroe?
Person 2: Isn't He that one model?
michael monroe by Ryan Shick October 24, 2020

Michael A mk 

Michael A mk
Michael Ah muss kacken
A slang for when Michaela Raven is in the house and you have to take doodie
Do you have pressure? Yeah Michael A muss kacken!

God damn Michael A mk !
Michael A mk by A fine pickle jar February 15, 2023

Michael Dicostanzo 

Michael DiCostanzo is a TikTok Star who plays wordle, weaver and other word challenges with his TikTok friend Savannah (dailywordle). Michael is known for his basketball and frisbee videos back in 2019.
“You should see Michael Dicostanzos new video.”

Michael Dicostanzo is so cool!”

Michael Jordan 

The only athlete in history to say his own name when he lets off that incredible jump shot
Announcer: Jordan come's up from the left hand side of the arc, jukes to the top of the key, FADE'S AWAY!

Michael Jordan: JORDAN!!!!

Announcer: MJ is money yet again

Michael Jordan by edgepotato January 14, 2007