When you’re out of toilet paper so to clean off your ass, you take a quick shower to wash off the residue.
Rent was due and I can’t afford toilet paper so I had to settle for Mexican mudslides after every deuce I dropped this week.
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Chico decided he had to take a shit but also wanted to excercise. And sayra was having some mean cravings for some mexican chocolate! So chico decided a Mexican Jumpingjack would suit both of them.
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I gave Jade a Mexican Sunset last night and now I have 3rd degree burns on my anus and can't sit down properly... worth it though.
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Not to be confused with a Mexican lawnmower…
Not to be confused with a Mexican lawnmower…
A: I just had a Mexican updog because of that spicy salsa yesterday.
B: Shit man, do you need some clean underpants?
A: No mate I’m alright, it happend when I was at the toilet. I felt like a cosmic experience, pooping the universe by having one toilet visit at a time.
B: aight mate, wanna grab some hot Cheetos after work?
A: Oi mate, let’s get a bunch of them!
B: Shit man, do you need some clean underpants?
A: No mate I’m alright, it happend when I was at the toilet. I felt like a cosmic experience, pooping the universe by having one toilet visit at a time.
B: aight mate, wanna grab some hot Cheetos after work?
A: Oi mate, let’s get a bunch of them!
by Cosmic pooper April 10, 2022
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