Girl Math

knowing that small nutrition changes lead to better results than drastic changes

I lose weight by using girl math. I ate more protein, walked more, and drank more water!

by abcdefg123321123 November 3, 2023

1st Class Maths

A guy who helps needy british kids with their gcse. Bonus points if you watch the night before the exam.

Needy Child: Chat I might be cooked, I have my math gcse exam tommorow.
Chat: Watch 1st Class Maths needy child
Needy Child: Thanks Chat!

by Carry on young one February 20, 2025

Squishy Maths

When you waffle your way through a math problem and get the right answer.

Teacher: "Remember to use the proper formulas on the exam, don't use any squishy maths!"

by RetardedGenius420 September 14, 2022

Simp Math

Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.

Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.

CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.

by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024

Math

Math is an acronym

M.A.T.H. stands for

Mental Abuse To Humans

This is Math. : (

by Fice123 October 23, 2018

Math

M ental

A buse
T o
H umans

Bob: Hey Joe what did u do last night

Joe: I did some math

Bob: You should get some therapy for that abuse done to you.

by apersonthathateslife June 21, 2018

Math

The most painful thing that can ever, you will be painfully forced into for your entire life

All math must die

by 1val March 23, 2021