Matthew

A most likely white male that spends his time watching dirtbike porn.
Also has a truck that cost more than his house

Damn... you gotta be cool if your names matthew... I mean the watches dirtBIKE PORN!!!

by Namematthew March 8, 2017

Matthew

Usually guys with very big penises and great, charming personalities that attracts herds of women.

Girl 1 “Oh my god! Matthew is so hot and cool and also very sexy!”

Girl 2 “Back off bitch! He’s mine!!

by Guy named Matthew August 2, 2021

Xavier Matthew

Xavier is the best man in the whole wide world. None of you dirty skanks ever deserved his love. He’s mine suck toes and eat dick not his he loves me more then he ever loved yall. :)))

Xavier Matthew is madly in love with Lilly Garman forever and always. <3

by Xaviermakesmewetter;) July 1, 2025

Matthew

Ginger

Wow your hair is very Matthew

by Matthew is ginger January 29, 2021

Matthew Emerton

A person referred to by D.R.R.D.B.B and is generally a posh person who enjoys anime, can be referred to as "Oak"

Guy: did you see that Matthew Emerton?
Girl: such a Matthew Emerton

by Just_A_Definition January 22, 2019

Matthew

Matthew believes that people who put their urban dictionaries on their status are goofy af

Matthew said that persons a goofy, she thinks we care about her urban dictionary.

by Urbanpoes November 21, 2021

Matthew

Matthew is a brown haired, brown eyed nerdy boi
you will instantly fall for him, if you find a Matthew, never let him go

Girl 1: You like Matthew?
Girl 2: Yeah, who doesn't like him?
Girl 1: I love him, and I will kill you before you lay a finger on him

by Onion bitch November 3, 2022