Vanessa Land

A place that is moist and pink and always warm. Normally can be found the peak of where Vanessa's legs meet. Everything is edible just like Willy Wonkas factory

Hey guys sorry I'm so wet just got back from Vanessa Land it was such a blast. Anyone got a towel

by DaddyLovesLatina May 23, 2021

La La Land

Originally from the 2017 Academy Awards Oscar, La La Land means that something turns out to be different from what you think or from what you already heard. It could also be used like "kidding" "hooked".

Are you La La Landing me?
I was La La Landed by the 2017 Academy Awards Oscar.

by CJVIV February 26, 2017

Land shrimp

odd people call crickets land shrimp

Bob: Look at the crickets!
Billy: Im afraid of crickets, I call them land shrimp so they're less scary.

by ...Nugget... May 28, 2021

Dragon Land

A mobile game that actually could've lived up to the standards of a Spyro successor that we should've been getting after the fuckery that's Skylanders and Activision's greed, but NOOOO. Socialpoint seems so stuck up on making the game for themselves and ONLY for themselves! Dragon Land gets the most bs updates that somehow make Ubisoft golden in comparison -- updates that make each episode shorter, updates that move levels to episodes you have to unlock with gems (the bs mobile kind), and updates that force half-day level-up times for when you max out your dragon -- all for the sake of "improvement." I don't know what's worse anymore - Skylanders, the game that fucked up one of PlayStation's rising stars, or this game, the game that could no longer make itself a good Spyro game if it tried.

Spyro: "You done fucked up, Dragon Land. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL FREE, NOT FEEL THE BURN!"

by ShutUpImMe June 7, 2016

boyfriend land

This is were someone (a girl) can’t do anything with her boyfriend, the girl will always mention her boyfriend no matter what, she can never make time for her friends cause it seems that her boyfriend is more important. It is usually the girls who are new to dating but anyone can go through it

Girl1- hey guys I can’t go to the mall my boyfriend is going to a party

Girl2- but isn’t it full of boys, in hints for all boys

Girl1-yeah but it’s my boyfriend I’ll be fine

Girl1 walks away

Girl3- jeez she’s in boyfriend land

Girl2- that’s correct

by Potaotowolf November 2, 2019

Land Piracy

is a war-like act committed by Native Americans that engage in acts of robbery and/or criminal violence on Land.

Land Piracy usually consists of attacks on covered wagons, caravans, cars, and any other land mode of transportation

Those people are commiting Land Piracy, there indians.

by about 8 bunnies April 6, 2010

Land the plane

When a tweaker’s been up for days — eyes wide, jaw clenching, talking circles, trippin’ on static — and it’s time to shut it all down and finally get some sleep before they fully blast off into psychosis.

Dude’s been rearranging the same five screws for eight hours… someone tell him to land the plane.”

by Sha-zeus July 18, 2025