The result of a girl attempting to give a guy a hand job, but for reasons unknown, possibly because they're mentally retarded, makes it hurt more than almost anything known to the male race. the name is self explanatory in that it feels like sand paper is actually being rubbed along your junk. may result in bleeding.
by SlowXxXLearner November 28, 2009
I aksed the bus driver, Tokwanda, to open the door when we arrived at my stop. She say, "that ain't in my job description!"
by RLp June 05, 2005
Paul Ian Eric - Janine Olivia Becky....Pie-Job
I got a great pie-job in the kitchen over the Thanksgiving break.
I got a great pie-job in the kitchen over the Thanksgiving break.
by Steve da Penguin November 30, 2008
the act of performing manual stimulation or oral sex of the fellatio nature, then allowing the receiver to "blow his load" in the giver's hand, proceeded by the giver licking the cum from his or her hand. sometimes compared to blowing a load in the giver's mouth, but clearly not the same.
Guy 1: Hey man, how was your night?
Guy 2: Whoa dude, this girl I hooked up with totally gave me an amber job-- she licked my baby batter right off of her hand!
Guy 2: Whoa dude, this girl I hooked up with totally gave me an amber job-- she licked my baby batter right off of her hand!
by whitegRAPEjuice December 02, 2010
on the grind; hustlin; in my bag; Philly origin; doing you; in the zone, focused, aware, omnipresent, making the right moves
I'm on my j o/ niggas better lay low/ fit you with a halo/ they don't know I spray though. on my job
by TraumaQuadrion February 24, 2009
A blowjob or handjob (see Wristy) given in the morning by your girlfriend leaving you feeling like Top Shit. Usually before work, school, college or a sports game.
by Aldran November 17, 2009
When a few guys line up with their pants down and one girl gives each of them a blow job one at a time in order.
by angela March 19, 2005