a Jones

When you tell your wife you’re going out for one drink and disappear until the next morning.

Yeah dude, pulled a jones last night. Told the wifey I’d be back after the game. Next thing you know, I’m answering her call the next morning asking why I’m not home.

by BobbyBH January 30, 2022

Mo jones

fucking legend

MO is a short version of mo Jones

by fatty bom February 2, 2022

Jim Jones

The kind of guy that would be happy to see everyone he invited to his party, his circus, fall ill, or better yet dead (as would Bridget, the mouse living in his church encouraging outsiders to fight the locals for no reason).

Jim Jones was a boundless optimist, he was even optimistic about the bright future of the people he invited to Jonestown for his party/afterparty (his orgy) there. He was such a fun, exciting guy, not the kind of guy that would trample any rights people compromised or surrendered over to him, no way would he ever do something like that.

by The Original Agahnim February 3, 2022

Tyler jones

He do buy weed from the gas station never again

Tyler jones-Don’t never buy no weed from the gas station bro that shit get you fucked up

by Tylerjcj07 February 13, 2022

Jones

If your guys are always pick me and blonde . Your entire personality is fake and so are those glasses and hair extension(s). Btw not everyone is talking about. Plus you’re not that smart, and need to shut up.

“dude, that girl is a pick me”

“i guess you can call her a Jones”

by WalleyWallet April 3, 2022

gabriel jones

He's calm, cool, and collected. He's hilarious and spells crap however he wants. Good-looking and extremely nice. Confident and smart. Is rarely called by his full name and finds it strange when people do call him by that. Has lived in multiple states and is of mystery descent. Don't bother asking where he's from, because you have to be extremely brainy to figure it out.

gabriel jones is a cool, calm and collected person.

by someone random................ April 19, 2022

ralphie jones the sequel

a highly prestigous rap album by the late JayRed, who is a case like other rappers, who has an unknown state of life, is he dead or alive? nobody cares. this album is unreleased but is planned to come out in september of 06.

nig 1-"yo i gots myself a copy of ralphie jones the sequel. yo its so ill"
nig 2-"nigga please"
nig 1-"i no he white but he ill yo! come lissen to this shit!"
after
nig 1-"yo that shit is bangin!"
nig 2-"i no rite!"

by ralphie jones the sequel June 28, 2004