January 26

january 26 is the worst day you could have your bday on. If your birthday is on january 26 you should probably change that

Ew her birthday is january 26

by Caroline4444 October 28, 2019

January 21 2017

The day America dies

Donald J. Trump takes office on January 21 2017 and he will kill Amarica.

by b391130301193 November 14, 2016

Ass Grab January

Following the events of "Destroy dick December" and its influence in popularity in 2018, "Ass Grab January" is an event starting on the first of January, when Male and Female have to grab their opposite genders Ass(Butt) based on the numbers of days. This means you must only touch the person's butt once if started on January 1st and only twice on Jan. 2, 3 times on the third, and so on until 31 times on the 31st. So with all that said have Fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"You see in Ass Grab January its Grab or be Grabbed"

by Ghetto Santa November 27, 2018

Jolly Jackoff January

Perhaps the most supreme successor to Destroy Dick December

Someone: *looks at calendar*
Someone: Dang. Jolly Jackoff January is coming up next!

by r1dfgamez December 28, 2018

slap ass january

Slapp anyone’s ass

Omg it’s slap ass January

You can slapp her ass

by Kamila__ December 11, 2019

January 29/30

Do whatever your boyfriend says day. Do whatever I say Alivia. The internet says so.

January 29/30

by BobRoss403 January 25, 2021

January 31, 2007

The Day Boston was shut down due to the Mooninite Terrorist Threat.

January 31, 2007 - NEVAR 4GET.

by Jermstroyer June 26, 2007