Hood job

Performing an action without drawing attention to yourself.

I think I did a hood job acting sober in front of my mom... she didn’t question anything.

by Pompousjenkins May 27, 2020

Hood geometry

When niggas do smart shit with the materials they have at their disposal.

My mans just did some hood geometry with that apple bong he made.

by Elgatofresco June 10, 2020

Hood Pissed

extremely pissed off, so badly that you want to punch a bitch in the face.

Damn, I am hood pissed that bitch tried to steal my husband.

by pinheadlarrylookinass July 5, 2020

Hood

A "Hood" (or "Bonnet" as they call it in the land of bad teeth) is something entirely unnecessary to cover your engine.

Often considered useful for aerodynamics, it actually just causes a lot of lift under the front of a car, and if you're not a pussy you make enough power to overcome the drag anyway.

Dude 1: Dude your hood flew off like 2 hours ago!

Dude 2: So? I'm still Gapping fools.

Officer: I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Dude: Yeah because if I don't have a hood someone is TOTALLY gonna die.

by Chargedm90 July 11, 2020

Hood ass

Hood ass is a term for an individual of any ethnicity playing a video game in a competitive stance but on a casual mode,

Typically using low level or otherwise tacky cosmetics or skins.

“look at that hood ass!, his 90”s bad.”

by Metro_Moret August 3, 2020

hood snag

Someone who called someone a hood snake after bidding on a blanket that you wanted but didn’t get because you were too late

Ur a hood snag don’t come near me

by My name and a pap pap August 22, 2020

Caught the hood

When the hood comes out of you when you get angry.

"This customer at work called me a bitch and I took my hoops off. But my friend held me back. I caught the hood real quick!"

by Tut@ September 2, 2020