Spanking the ham

Female masturbation. AKA: flicking the bean, tossing the tuna salad

Clarice: I'm so tired today, I was up all night spanking the ham to salt bae
Renalda: I feel you sister, I was up all night spanking the ham to fan fiction of Zac Efron and Aaron Carter!
Clarice: Let's spank each other's ham right now

by LushMops August 28, 2017

Hanging ham

(1)A term used to describe a female with exceptionally large labia.

(2) Noun. A fat pussy with massive fanny flaps

"Barry's mum was beautiful in her youth but now she's a proper hanging ham"

"I saw chantelle in the club the other day. She was looking radiant"

"She might be buff, but legend has it that she's got hanging ham"

by Charles the Bald October 14, 2008

green eggs and ham

A man paints his nuts and butt cheeks green, and then sits on someones face, being sure to press both the nuts and the butt cheeks on their face.

Hey Mabel, get out the green paint and close your eyes, you're getting green eggs and ham!

by vecima October 2, 2006

Hot Ham Sandwich

The old one-two, a quickie, chocking the chicken, and wonking your cronker.
To masturbate over dinner.

Chris took so long to leave his house because he had to finish his hot ham sandwich

by moomaster January 16, 2010

Green Eggs and Ham

When a man shaves his groin and using a sponge applies green food coloring to the penis and scrotum.

I fed her with my green eggs and ham this morning.

by WhiteNinja1077 July 29, 2011

Georgia Ham

Comes from the ghetto, probably Harlem.

Means watermelon. fasho.

Yo man get a slice of that Georgia Ham its delicious.
Yeah its sweet and pink just like Tasha.

You wanna liberate some Georgia Hams from the back of that guys truck over on the corner of 154th and Lenox?
Fashellians.

by Jason, TEH GB. September 21, 2004

lap ham

The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates and usu. of urination in mammals

I was playing with my lap ham.

by Sir Vesa December 29, 2004