Fart Art
When an artist inserts several colored paints into his/her rectum, then proceeds to fart it onto a canvas.
Fart Art by cormacdffy January 2, 2012
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fart baby
Medical term describing a condition in which the build up of gas in the gut result in a distended abdomen. The resulting "pooch" makes the person appear 3-5 months pregnant. This condition is most prevalent in skinny girls. Almost always followed by a long night of Dutch Oven festivities.
fart injection threshold
The Fart Injection Threshold (FIT) is the exact pressure necessary for a person's "hiney" which is properly and securely mated with a cloth surface (couch, car seat, pillow, etc.) to break through the somewhat permeable fabric with flatulence. If one cheek of said hiney is higher than the other or your pelvis is tilted, the fart will fail to penetrate the fabric barrier and thus pass through the choad channel and dust the back of your testies.
1. Last week I had to put plastic on my couch because some bad children broke into my house and fumigated my furniture. Good thing scientists have yet to discover how to break the Fart Injection Threshold of 3,000 Mil plastic.
2. Yo, my girlfriend has such a sexy butt, I used to always sniff her car seat. That was until her pops told me that he frequently breaks the Fart Injection Threshold of her car seat when he borrows her car to get Indian food!
2. Yo, my girlfriend has such a sexy butt, I used to always sniff her car seat. That was until her pops told me that he frequently breaks the Fart Injection Threshold of her car seat when he borrows her car to get Indian food!
fart injection threshold by Dr.FartScientist May 4, 2017
fart apnea
Similar to sleep apnea, though a patient continually wakes themselves up due to the severity of their fart.
fart apnea by fart giver June 22, 2011
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Fart Joke
An extremely crude and low-class type of "comedy", only appreciated by distasteful individuals, who normally are average high-school jocks, or an extremely stupid person.
Fart Joke by superschwa December 18, 2008
fart energy
the quantity of energy that your ass is able to produce when a fan with a DC generator is attached to it. So when you fart the asswind will propell the fan,and you v'e got your own BROWN ENERGY unit right in yur pants
fart energy by TAMM November 12, 2004