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English is overly complicated
WhY EnGLiSh sO COmPliCATed
by Lostsea3 May 21, 2022
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English Class

A purgatory-esque section of schooling where children learn to spew redundant information for eight to twelve years, while still learning less than a single YouTube video could teach.
“I sentence you to eternal condemnation, where you shall construct essays of nothing and collect quotes in the billions. The punished call it “English class”, but the English Class knows them only as captives.
by Rowb0at May 26, 2022
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England

hey, so you're looking up the Three Lions? well, it's also a country part of the uk too!
ex 1. i'm going for England this year!
ex 2. england is part of the uk, not a country!
by tridentlve 🔱 May 26, 2022
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English Teacher

The worst Karen I've ever met. Everything has to go their way and if it does you get sent to the office. At the end of the year she will say how awful everyone was despite us doing anything.
Me: Ugh, Mrs. Morris is such a bitch
Friend: Well no dip, she an English Teacher
by Idk wat to put here May 28, 2022
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englisg

englisg is the new language for dyslexic pussies who cant type just like me, wait who is me?
Nice englisg.
by haijimatae June 25, 2022
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englishically

i englishically couldn’t understand that guy
by johnnypeterson24141 June 28, 2022
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English Exit

The route by which a member or members of a small group will beeline to every person and their dogs that they've remotely interacted with at the end of any event, whilst making insincere commitments to keep in touch.

Often but not always there will be an unwilling party that is clearly distressed or eager to leave dragged along.

The route often includes going further from the exit, and a undefined loitering time outside of the event area or doorway.
Example Couple at a club:

Partner 1: I've had enough of this joint, wanna bounce? Irish Exit or English Exit?

Partner 2: Yeah me too, English Exit, don't want to be rude.
Partner 1: If we must
by Johnny Jay English July 8, 2022
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