Pizza ear

Very acute sense or hearing possessed by a person who loves pizza. He can therefore distinguish a doorbell from surrounding noise when pizza is expected
-Hey guys did u hear that?
-Hear what?
-The doorbell man! the pizza must be here!
-All I hear is music bro!
(goes to the door, comes back with boxes)

See, I told you bro!
-You got one hell of a pizza ear bro!
by Hellojello March 14, 2012
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Wet-ear

Adjective
Given to a person who is a frequent gossiper leading them to be whispered in their ear, letting them have "wet-ears"
Person1: "Alex is such a gossiper, they are so wet-eared."

Person2: " Yeah I don't know how someone can just do that."
by farmerTodd January 17, 2024
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Ear Pedo

Ear pedo is when you hear something that you don’t want to hear.
If James heard a bad or an annoying noise, he would say ear pedo.
by Oh yes daddy😂 February 1, 2021
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ear muffing

the sexual act in which two females place there vulvas over your ears to create a ear muffing sensation

"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
ear muffing "jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
by brian mayer July 14, 2015
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dick in your ear

Dick in your ear: When someone doesn't understand after one or two times of saying it.
Person 1: Hey. Sup?
Person 2: huh?
Person 1: Ya got dick in your ear?

Person 2: WHAT?!
by RavenVixenAzure March 16, 2019
mugGet the dick in your earmug.

Hater Ears

Listening or Critiquing a body of work, person, place or thing, with extensive judgement almost like you hate it before you know what it is.
Drake's album is really good, I listened with hater ears, I wanted to hate it but I like it.
by theFeenyx July 29, 2023
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