Driving the porcelain truck

When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.

7 vodka shooters and 7 beers back, got so sick I was driving the porcelain truck.

by frishy August 30, 2022

get her going drive

when you're sat on a tractor

get her going drive

by rawr_xd December 10, 2021

SSD Drive

A misnomer for an SSD. 'SSD' stands for solid state drive, so calling it an 'SSD Drive' would be calling it a 'solid state drive drive'.

Adam: "Yo i just installed an SSD drive in my PC! It's so fast!"
Mark: "... you mean an SSD?"
Adam: "Yeah, the new SSD drive thingy, it makes it go so much faster!"
Mark: "The D in SSD already stands for 'drive', so why are you adding an extra 'drive' to the end? So you're installing a solid state drive drive to your PC?"
Adam: "uhm, i don't know. i just thought that was what it was called, just like an HDD drive."
Mark: "... HARD DISK DRIVE.... DRIVE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

by suburban__dictionary April 11, 2023

Flower run/drive

Flower run/drive
delivery of flower or flowers to an individual that has lost a significant other or family member, during the day or night

Guys we have a flower run/drive please remember the flowers and PLEASE no reving have respect guys

by Whosknives June 25, 2021

Drive Stay

When you call out someone and they want to engage in a fight, but you decide to drive away like a pussy.

Hey did you see Jake Paul Drive Stay that one MMA fighter that could kick his ass?

by anonymous December 15, 2020

Paper Drive

When you use printed out directions to navigate to somewhere.

John’s grandparents will be here late, they’re doing a paper drive.

by Ringo the Star May 17, 2023

Boot-Kiss driving

Bumper to bumper driving, where the driver behind your car misses ramming into your car by a few breathless seconds.

The driver behind me was practising Boot-kiss driving. My heart leapt out when he stopped short of ramming into my car by a few seconds.

by Fleur-de-lis April 30, 2010