Wade diston

Wade diston is a lit lad who everyone loves

Wade diston is a lad

by wade diston fan page September 25, 2018

coronary distress

Refers to either of two similarly-unhealthful "wound up" conditions:
(1) The fiercely-strong "internal burning" and obsessive determination that Indiana Jones had felt ever since he was a boy to recover the Cross of Coronado and donate it to Marcus Brody's museum for display in their collection of Spanish antiquities.
(2) Frustration/tedium-provoked high blood pressure, heart-palpitations, etc. suffered by a feverishly-aggravated returnable-containers collector who is repeatedly compelled to laboriously shake/rinse out slimy globs of rotted lime from each and every discarded Corona Light bottle that he comes across.

Why can't beer-imbibers just add lemon juice to their bottled drinks 'stedda stuffin' in huge chunks of whole limes?! I mean, don't get me wrong, now --- I **do indeed** deeply appreciate it when generous folks around town give me their huge "after da party" piles of empties to cash in, but still... I am soooooo totally gonna get a major case of coronary distress (not to mention carpel tunnel syndrome if I hafta keep abusin' my poor weak wrists) from my agonized shakin' out of all da 0%!$&#!@ fruit-blobs from every single bleepin' one of all these narrow-necked bottles here, not to mention havin' to also slosh-rinse each bottle afterwards in my water-filled 5-gallon plastic bucket here, to remove da stinky-moldy pulp-residues! (Sorry, but I respect the hard-workin’ redemption-center staff far too much to give them filthy-messy bottles, thank you very much!) And THEN of course, I’m also gonna hafta CLEAN UP ALL DA SLOPPY ROTTEN CITRUS-CLUMPS outta my door-yard after I get done processing my returnables, so that visitors don't slip on them or track in yuckies onto my nice clean carpet!

by QuacksO November 16, 2018

long distance lurking

So I think my girl is cheating. I keep seeing signs that its happening, but she wont come clean. Sad excuses for men are ,Long Distance Lurking but wont run up.

Came out the house dude looking but wont run up, hollar, sign, fart, cuss, NOTHING! Long Distance Lurking by that tree in the field.

by its Ike baby February 11, 2019

Cigarette distance

The unit of measurement that smokers use between destinations to determine if they should light up a cigarette, with the reasonable certainty it will be smoked by the time they arrive. White trash only use this measurement when giving directions to other white trash.

Jimmy to his common law wife: How far is the Walmart from the bar?

Common law wife to Jimmy: the cigarette distance is about 3 cigarettes.

by Grant Rampus February 15, 2019

Grousing Distance

A messurementof distance in referance to a man fireing a smaw

You talkin mad-shit

For someone in Grousing Distance

by Koenigseggre October 14, 2019

The District Twelve

When you finger a girl with three fingers that resemble the resistance symbol from the Hunger Games.

Brad: " Yo I saw that you went home with Sally last night. How'd it go? Did you close bro?"
Chad: "Yeah bro I was fingering her and she said to use another finger and I did the Hunger Games whistle and gave her The District Twelve."

by bzeast69 December 8, 2019

Redditch District explorers

The biggest bunch of madlads and madlasses that I have ever had the pleasure of being around, #upthevibecloset

Person 1: I go to redditch District explorers!
Person 2: you madlad

by GD03UHK February 10, 2020