“Yeah I was down the shore last night slamming thirty or forty bud lites with the fam and I woke up this with the absolute WORST case of shins disease”
by Cussyprusher69 October 22, 2019
Shins disease is another term for a completely monstrous hangover after getting absolutely destroyed off bud lite.
“Yeah I was in wildwood with my fam slamming bud lites last night and I just woke up with the WORST case of shins disease”
by Cussyprusher69 October 22, 2019
It’s when you shit on your S/O stomach and spread it around, they then go outside and let it freeze, then they come back inside and you peel it off with your finger nails
by Alrfred sickle boi February 12, 2021
When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.
Symptoms include:
Smelly breath
Yo mama
Blurred vision
Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again
Curses your family
Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose
Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.
Symptoms include:
Smelly breath
Yo mama
Blurred vision
Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again
Curses your family
Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose
Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.
by Garfieldington February 16, 2024
When your butthole is to tight causing clumps of hair to fall off of your head, easily fixed by anal stretching
by Afinssaurle November 26, 2022
Being pretty enough to get through life unburdened by actual sympathy or empathy . Being pretty enough that others will do for you what you'd normally have to be responsible for.
by Grampa70 June 21, 2023
Being pretty enough to get through life unburdened by the weight of real empathy and sympathy. Also, having other people do for you what you would normally have to be responsible for.
by Grampa70 June 21, 2023