cookie monster

best damn monster in sesame street who gets orgasms eating cookies.

cookie monster went to rehab in family guy.

by i like dinosaurs June 23, 2007

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that's the way the cookie crumbles

cookie represents an object of desire. the state of crumbling represents that the object of desire is no longer attainable in its desired form, or that the object of desire has reached its culmination within a state of decline.

High school senior: "I wasn't accepted into my top choice university."
Father: "Sometimes that's just the way the cookie crumbles."

Boy: "My girlfriend and I finally broke up. We had been arguing for weeks."
Friend: "That's the way the cookie crumbles."

by Zach Herold November 23, 2006

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hand in the cookie jar

When you are in the act of coitus and a guy or girl (because it could go both way) sticks their hand into the girls' vagina for the pleasure of the girl. Similar to fingering

1. Sebastian "Dudeee, last night I was with this fox and I stuck my hand in the cookie jar" ;)

2. Bianca "Hey girlyyyy, last night I was with this HOTTT guy and he stuck his hand in the cookie jar!"

by themostpeppermentofcanes November 8, 2015

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cookie job

women's version of a blow job.

since we can't go all the way how 'bout a cookie job.

by cookiejobgiver November 2, 2008

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Cookie and Cream

Lapping up a thick milky (Vagina Cum) some women ejaculate during cunnilingus.

Her Cookie and Cream was all over His tongue as she Orgasmed, it was a bit thick and salty

by The Exterminator February 19, 2009

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coockies

A soft chewy treat, not unlike cookies, yet much better

Guy: So whatd you have for dessert yesterday?
Girl: Oh, just some coockies
Guy: Oof, you luck af. Can I has some?
Girl:How darest thou ask such of me?!? I shall smit thee with my coockieness!

by TheWikid2018 August 21, 2018

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