Coffee Quake

A term used to describe a bowel reaction to a strong cup of joe. The magnitude can be measured by the number of simultaneous victims.

"A logjam occurred in the bathroom as a 9.0 coffee quake occurred seconds earlier"

by OligSlaughter September 6, 2013

Coffee

I mean, I'm going to be having coffee either way...

Hym "Coffee? The would undoubtedly be the weirdest fucking thing that has ever happened."

by Hym Iam September 1, 2023

Coffee

a drink

i want coffee

by Ur mum and ur dad gey together October 17, 2019

popcorn Coffee

Popcorn Coffee is the World's greatest rapper. Popcorn Coffee is not famous and has not released any songs yet but if you meet him in person you will understand. He has one of the most attractive faces and plays girls like monopoly. He is very cocky but that does not keep the females away. He is tall,dark and handsome. Some people say he looks like Michael B Jordan

Yo! Is that Popcorn Coffee (PC) his bars are so hard and the ladies love him.

by Dimso May 24, 2022

Sloppy Toppy Coffee

Unprofessional served coffee usually served by Dunkin Donuts buy a untrained teenager

Starbucks hires professionals who are at least in their 20s
While Dunkin Donuts hire amateurs who are usually teenagers who serves Sloppy Toppy Coffee

by EmJayee February 6, 2018

coffee

coffee is made from a certain animal shit and frozen and chip to pieces to the size of a senzu bean and froze stiff with nitrogen and do not defrost. it is later grounded into coffee ground and poured hot water through it to drink in the morning or to stay away for the beneficial effect of staying up or waking up or warming up in the winter time. it is heated to body temperature degrees like normally shit would be when it comes out of someone ass and drop into cool toilet water and flush down the system. it started in ireland as an fine irish drink but made its way to america and columbia and people add everything to it to make it taste good but some people just like their coffee jet black for some reason.

i got the coffee brewing for you baby, i know how much you love your cup of joe in the morning.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

Coffee Rent

The coffee or low-priced item you buy at a cafe in order to validate spending a long time in the cafe.

Commonly applied in situations where the cafe has a comfortable spot to read or do homework, or offers free wifi.

Considered an excellent means of preventing dirty looks from baristas and managers.

"Let's go study at the cafe down the street."
"No thanks, I can't afford the coffee rent"

by Wooden Leg Named Smyth September 1, 2011