Chinese Chittering Monkey

An Asian Black mo-fucka who won't shut his dumb ass the fuck up

Rahmon: NIGGA WHAT IS YO MOMMA DOING, I WANNA SEE HER ON MY DICK, YA HEAR?!
Brandon: Shut the fuck up you Chinese Chittering Monkey

by Schizophrenic Fuck February 18, 2022

chinese masturbating

When using soy sauce for lube and seasoning you chicken with your personal semen

Hey John, how was the Chinese masturbating while eating your fried rice

by anonymous February 20, 2022

Chinese tennis

Tennis but you can’t see the ball

Jun: where da ball!?
Mei: I don’t know man where da ball? this is some Chinese tennis shit!

by Xerts March 5, 2022

Chinese Blowfish

The act of when you're eating a girl out and she farts in your mouth. You hide the fart in your cheek and you go up to her nose, put your mouth over it and blow the fart into her nasal cavity.

"Bro I was with this girl last night and she farted in my mouth, so to get her back I gave her a Chinese Blowfish"

by GUMBLEBEAST May 15, 2021

Chinese baby day

The anniversary of the date on which a Chinese child was adopted by an overseas family

Please join our family next Thursday in celebration of Emma's Chinese baby day

by coolsimplelife May 18, 2021

The Chinese Wall

The fine act of you putting 8 pieces of 'Snus' under your upper and lower lip - 4 under your upper lip and 4 under your lower lip - causing you to get brutally stoned.

Oh shit, he just took a The Chinese Wall and he aight'

by JersaySutteren May 23, 2021

Chinese water bagel

When a girl moons her boyfriend and he sticks his dick in her ass and pees in it and take it out really fast so the urine shoots out of her ass.

My girl mooned me so I Chinese water bageled her

by sneeeze August 16, 2021