Crotching

An indiscriminate sexual act varying from holding hands to full intercourse.

Simon: "what happened with you and Tina last night"
Jared: "gave her a good crotching didn't I"
Simon: "niceeeeee"

by Simoncrotchedtina June 10, 2018

nasty crotch

A Crotch that has been smothered in shit for sexual gratification

"How was last night?"
"I gave her a nasty crotch"

by Gibblerjsshhahsh November 3, 2015

Crotch gloss

Crotch gloss is the fluid that is emitted from a females private parts.

I would never try on a bathing suit without underwear and exchange crotch gloss with an untold amount of other women

by Trixie Snell July 5, 2021

Comp crotch

When a girl doesn't wash or shave her pussy while on workers comp.

When Jess sits around her place in sweatpants, she is getting a nasty case of Comp crotch

by Captain Towel October 28, 2020

crotch force

name for a highly skilled team.. a number follows to denote the number of members.


etymology:
variant of crotchface
variant of crotchkin
variant of the name of the member of a championship winning team from a long time ago

Our water polo is so cool they refer to themselves as Crotch Force 10

by Jason Mo June 23, 2004

Crotch Reset

When your pants and underwear somehow become positioned in such a way - possibly while working, walking, or running around - that there is no way to fix the situation except to go to the restroom, drop everything, and start over.

My boxers got all twisted and were pinching my junk. I had to go to the bathroom and do a crotch reset.

by Jeehar June 10, 2014

Crotch fruit

Children born by natural child birth.

I’ll be over, just need to find a sitter for the crotch fruit.

by Samboniez May 30, 2020