A Crow's Breakfast

A random collection of things with no correlation.

Reaching into my pocket I found no money, only a crow's breakfast of odds, ends and trinkets.

by Señor Piñor November 8, 2025

Boone County Breakfast

Cousin to an Irish Breakfast shot. The Boone County Breakfast uses Bourbon as the main ingredient.

The only thing I like more than the taste of my sistwr in the morning is a Boone County Breakfast

by MiketheMu January 4, 2026

Boston Bay Breakfast

When your obese female spouse shits on your stomach and pounds her ass on it, making a pancake. Then you put her milk from her lactating titties in her ass and fuck her until it turns into butter and spread it on your pancake. Then she pisses on it as a final touch. Spreading it on your dick, then feeding it to her.

Blake's mom gave me the best Boston Bay Breakfast the other morning. Licking my lips all day.

by thebutterchurner January 7, 2026

put a dent in her breakfast

Putting a dent in her breakfast involves sticking your cock up her bumhole as far as it'll go. The deeper you get,the greater the chances of hitting paydirt and leaving an imprint of your bellend in her poo. Those of you that can accomplish this feat have successfully 'put a dent in her breakfast'

Lillington bent over in eager anticipation, "give me the deepest bum fuck a man can muster!" she cried. That was a glorious evening, I humped and I pumped until finally, I put a dent in her breakfast

by Chuff buffler November 21, 2017

The Groundhogs are Bringing Him Breakfast

He is dead.

Hey, whatever happened to Michele? You didn't hear, the groundhogs are bringing him breakfast.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

whipped cream on waffles for breakfast

When your friend tries to get an embarrassing photo so you trick them

Tony: send me that picture of you Neil, or else I’ll share a text thread between you and Kay!
Neil: uh oh! better not be the text about the whipped cream…
Kay: it’s about whipped cream on waffles for breakfast

by TonyTroller69 June 27, 2025

Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017