blow job

is when a girl (or boy, whatever you prefer I guess) sucks on a boys penis. this should be done vigurously and hard. cum may come out. you should rub the mans arse or thigh to give both of you more pleasures. wait till orgasms start. continue if it is extremally pleasurable. GIRLS: PRACTICE BEFORE THE REAL THING. ASK YOUR MUM FOR BANANAS! THIS IS ALSO KNOWN AS MASTURBATION. USE WHAT YOU HAVE. VIBRATION = GOOD!

I knelt down and gave him the best blow job of his life but first i practiced with a banana.

by ILoveSexAndIAmBi June 22, 2009

blow job

when a girl sucks a boys penis and licks it all over and makes him feel really goood.

i wont a blow job bitch

by crab girl April 20, 2009

Blow-job

when a female or male sucks a male's cock. & the male cums into their mouth.

so my partner & i were on a tour bus one night. once we were sure that everyone was asleep, he asked me if i wanted to give him a blow-job. i had already been giving him a hand-job prior to this, & i said yes. he pulled his shorts down then covered us up with a blanket. lifting it up for a little bit, he gently led my mouth to his six inch cock. first i licked it up and then i started full on sucking his cock. after about ten minutes, he lowered his head to my ear and asked me if i wanted him to cum. i said yes, & held the blanket up for him. less then a minute later, he guided my mouth back onto his cock to suck his cum. i kept sucking until i was out of breath. then we fell asleep after he fingered me.

by monkey2499 September 24, 2010

blow job

When a girl rams a man's cock deep down her throat and gags on it until he cums. When a woman is happily able to suck on his dick, stroking it, making his orgasm reach its point. This action pleases a man very highly and he enjoys it very much so. If you want to set him off, swallow.

"Aw fuck yeah you dirty cunt, you give great blow jobs!"

by Tammy12345 April 30, 2010

Blow job

Suck On my dick, Suck on my dick (You no i like the way it feels baby)

Pretty little lady all around the house they like to party with their titys out, moving all night to a sexy song get, grinding so my dick gets long, get closer don't make me say twice, longing up from the ground makes your eyes look, i'll stand here with a 40 of beer and you keep doing what your doing my dear.

Suck on my dick (You no i like he way it feels baby)
Yo ladys put your knees to the floor im gonna show you what your mouths are 4, yo brothers, you better get here quike one of these hoes are gonna suck your dick (I LIKE IT) i thought you (would dam these girls can suck dick good) I no that and you can't go wrong when they learnt how to do it with the suck my dick song
Suck On my dick, Suck on my dick (You no i like the way it feels baby)
Yo davie
Yeah thats my name

I'd rather just fuck if its all the same
Come on girl friend fucking is the shit now get on the floor and suck my mother fucking dick.

"YEAHH I LIKE YOUR MOTHER FUCKING MOUTH AROUND MY PENIS BITCH" said Alfie whilst Chloe gave a blow job to him

by the head man October 7, 2009

Blow job.

To suck a dude's dick.

#Tim: Jess, gimme a blow job.
#Jess: What's that?
#Tim: Put my dick in your mouth and head band that shit!

by Tamponnnnn June 8, 2009

blow job

if you can't understand what it is from the name you are either a seven year old kid who typed in the wrong words or are a freakishly messed up person with no life

if you are the second one then here you go:
materials
- girl

- guy

steps

1.- (girl) take off his pants
2.- (girl) kneel down facing penis

3.- (girl) open mouth
4.- (girl) suck hard (remember no teeth)
5.- (guys) girls really don't like when you cum in our mouth so try not to its disgusting and unless you have a pineapple handy then your screwed
tips
- pineapple just incase you do cum in her mouth its a nice gesture

- keep a glass of water handy by your side guys like it wet

- * its not that hard girls just pretend it is a lollipop just without the calories

Dude, I got a blow job from your sister last night! She sucked it hard!

by headlova22 January 9, 2011