Double Decker Biscuit

Someone who says they are over weight in a joking manner.

"I'm not fat, I'm a Double Decker Biscuit."

by TomHemy2020 January 15, 2020

twiggle them biscuits

When one puts both hands upon another's buttocks, grasping each butt cheek - one in each hand - rubbing them vigorously in wild motions; Most often performed by males to females. Males often squat behind the female subject to gain full presentation of the buttocks at face level, grabbing the butt cheeks from underneath, which offers a more firm grip on the female's rump.

"Girl I'm gunna twiggle them biscuits." "Twiggle them biscuits baby!!!!" Interchangeable with Twiggle your biscuits.

by BeardedRaconteur November 13, 2020

float an air biscuit

To silently drop a fart and watch to see who first smells it

Did someone just float an air biscuit?

by DumbAssFucker November 19, 2017

biscuit down a hallway

The biscuit represents a penis and the hallway represents the enormous asshole. Usually due to the fact that the man or woman has had many many sexual partners which has stretched the anus walls to the size of a "hallway".

Having sex with Chris is like throwing a biscuit down a hallway. I don't know how anyone can make gravy from this.

by BewbADHD June 19, 2016

Hot Air Biscuit

The action of passing gas into one's hands, and proceeding to offer someone a "Hot Air Biscuit."

Shelly totally just gave John a oven fresh hot air biscuit.

by Stumblies February 6, 2009

holy jizz biscuits

The holiest of biscuits, covered in jizz... yummy. Used to express shock or amazement.

HOLY JIZZ BISCUITS BATMAN!!!!" "um... what?

by lolicakes September 30, 2010

Whisker Biscuit

The act of one unleashing a meaty fart in their pet's face, causing said pet to relentlessly lick their whiskers in order to savor the flavor.

My cat grey licks his lips when he's about to receive a whisker biscuit, especially on taco night.

by Bobknob69 August 26, 2015