april 20

national boring school day. On April 20th you can sleep, not do work or/and talk to your friends all day.

did you hear what today is?
umm April 20th?
yes that means we can do nothing in school!

by edi the deady April 19, 2021

April 14th

The day where you have to kiss or cuddle with you’re partner.

John: hey it’s april 14th

Samantha: well come and kiss me!

by Purplepeopleproducepoop April 10, 2022

april 20

its hitler's birthday dumbasses n if u go out n get high that day and celebrate you are a motherfucking neo nazi

hey its hitler's birthday

by niglet4lyf May 1, 2005

April Shower

Reverse bukkake. When several women stand over a man, and squirt onto his face. The man must keep the ejaculate on his face and be humiliated.

Did you see "See Her Squirt 281"? 5 girls gave a lucky bastard an april shower.

by tmas the lemur May 2, 2011

dirty april

The kind of girl you walk in on pegging your dad. She’s half his age and doesn’t miss a balls deep stroke as she asks if you would like to join them.

Walked in on this dirty April freek giving it to my dad last week. Haven’t been able to sleep since. Probably need therapy.

by Doriangrey73 September 30, 2017

april 11

April 11th is the day the most determined, smartest, self centered people are born. 84% of all people born on this day only think about them selves!

Boy-I'm so amazing everyone loves me
Girl-no one likes you

~~~~~~
(Girl go talks to other boy)
Girl-what's his problem

Boy- April 11th
Girl- ohh

by Kmaisey85 May 20, 2018

April 2nd

On this day a boy named Daniel (Dani) should ask out a girl that he likes

Good luck asking that girl that you like out on April 2nd

by That vsco girl October 15, 2019