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April 24

Kill a stupid immature boy who follows into other little boys footsteps about rape! and those disgusting old pedophile men! they dont deserve to be alive! chop their dicks off!!
"Wanna hangout tmr? it'll be April 24th." - stupid little boy
"nope!" - smart women
then you take a knife and chop his dick off just like that girl who was raped in that one crime documentary! she threw his dick in grass.
by TTTTTTTTT45 February 14, 2023
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April 18

Literally the baddest bitches in the world like they do no give one fuck about anything they just enjoy the life.
Person: is your birthday April 18th?
Me:yes, why?
Person: no wonder ur so bad and hot
by Ur my joe mama July 7, 2021
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april 20

its hitler's birthday dumbasses n if u go out n get high that day and celebrate you are a motherfucking neo nazi
hey its hitler's birthday
by niglet4lyf May 1, 2005
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April Shower

Reverse bukkake. When several women stand over a man, and squirt onto his face. The man must keep the ejaculate on his face and be humiliated.
Did you see "See Her Squirt 281"? 5 girls gave a lucky bastard an april shower.
by tmas the lemur May 2, 2011
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dirty april

The kind of girl you walk in on pegging your dad. She’s half his age and doesn’t miss a balls deep stroke as she asks if you would like to join them.
Walked in on this dirty April freek giving it to my dad last week. Haven’t been able to sleep since. Probably need therapy.
by Doriangrey73 September 30, 2017
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april 11

April 11th is the day the most determined, smartest, self centered people are born. 84% of all people born on this day only think about them selves!
Boy-I'm so amazing everyone loves me
Girl-no one likes you

~~~~~~
(Girl go talks to other boy)
Girl-what's his problem

Boy- April 11th
Girl- ohh
by Kmaisey85 May 20, 2018
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April 28th

National be a dumb shit with your homies day. Normally you and the homies will hang out and go somewhere and do dumb shit. Afterwards, you will all get horny in a separate room and “use the bathroom.” Then you will send a dick pick to the cutest girl you can find that you know personally on social media.
Girl: Hey boo, April 28th was the best, I saw you’re huge dick and you’re gonna have to wait for tonight!
Guy: *Wakes up to parents screaming cause that hot girl you sent a dick pick to showed her mom and is now calling angry*
by Squigga02 December 7, 2019
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