Old Man Sexy

A male who is at least 20 years older than you who is still considered sexy despite his age.

My history teacher is old man sexy!

by SSCpimp March 16, 2009

Old Fashioned Bastard

One who engages in rigorous, rowdy anal sex with a female after a night of buying her drinks.

"I went out with Matt last night, and he said he was an old fashioned bastard. I don't know what that means, but I know when you wake up the next morning, your ass really hurts."

by u8wood March 22, 2005

Creepy old dude

Young person's term for anyone over 40 attempting to have sex, especially if the young person is jealous of their apparent success.

"Check out that creepy old dude at the bar with the hot Latina chick! WTF? He must be loaded!"

by HCUser October 28, 2006

Avon Old Farms

An prestigious all-boys prep school located in Avon, Connecticut where the lads fuck the hot Porter's girls and not the skank Walker's girls. These winged beavers are known throughout New England as an exceptional hockey team which will always triumph over Salibury, a school located at the tip of CT, better known as no where. Due to common misconception, AOF does not contain in its premises, homosexuals or protitutes.

"Dude those Porter's girls are so hot for us!"
"We're Avon Old Farms, let's grind their asses."
"Hell yeah."

by anonononimous January 20, 2008

That Old Fish Smell

The pungent aroma of engorged pussy.

As soon as I went down on her, there was that lovely Old Fish Smell.

by cornholio October 9, 2003

old lady vagina

pussy that that looks/tastes extremely nasty.

that twat looks like an old lady vagina! I will not eat that!

by willie989 January 18, 2010

kick it old school

To "kick it" in the way to which one was once accustomed.

We should kick it old school, you know, the way we used to do.

by brap April 3, 2010