yoga butt

The ultimate external sign of a strong and powerful body. Only after years of practice can a man or woman acheive a yoga butt. It is perfectly proportioned, very tight, high, and sculpted. A yoga butt means you also have yoga arms, yoga abs, yoga legs, etc. It is very sexy and it immediately turns eyes and makes people jealous or inspired.

Thus a yoga butt is a status symbol. Only those who can afford training and healthy eating and self discipline can attain it. Its also a reminder to others to stay away or risk a major ass kicking.

I'm so pissed she took my boyfried I could kill her, but I better not try because even though I'm bigger she has a yoga butt and she would destroy my fat ass.

My boyfriend has a yoga butt and he can fuck better than anybody else on the planet.

by yoga lover February 2, 2008

butt fungus

musrooms or moss that growing in or around the rim of your asshole.

Paul Durso has gnarly butt fungus.

by johann smelts January 26, 2009

high butt

The art of having too high of a butt

Jordan Schmidt's high butt.

by Matt Henrickson May 24, 2008

butt ugly

Exceedingly ugly. Originated by GIs in WWII, this term is as fresh as ever.

He came in butt ugly after a night of hard partying

by Bill Peters November 10, 2006

Butt Hash

The slang term teens use to identify a drug called Jenkem; a gas that is inhaled from fermented urine and feces.

I wonder how many Totseans will be trying Butt Hash while the servers are down...

by fatkitty420 December 9, 2007

butt orgasm

The tremendous feeling of pleasure and release one gets after sitting on a hard surface for a long time, especially after long and boring lectures.

Dude1 : Oh man, I had the best butt orgasm ever after that dumb Math class.
Dude2 : Totally, dude. Mine lasted about a minute!

by Balu G May 20, 2007

butt burque

slang for middle eastern grannie panties

She was hot except she wore this fugly butt burque.

by butt country December 7, 2009