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Alabama Double Team

The Girl rides Reverse cow girl style, while the guy simultaneously put’s most of his hand, in her vagina, trying to penetrate as deep as possible.
Lucy's vagina is sore after trying Alabama double team with her boyfriend.
by Schrodinger's Baby September 30, 2020
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Alabama Family Reunion

When you have a threesome/gang bang with all your cousins.
Dam man, when we were at the Christmas get-together we ended up having an Alabama Family Reunion.
by Seagullshitecoveredloaf October 18, 2020
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Alabama butter churn

The sexual act of rubbing butter in a female partner's genitals (preferably one of your cousins or sisters), having her urinate it back into your mouth, then regurgitating it back into her anus and using it as anal lubricant
"Hey dude last night I did an Alabama butter churn with my sis"
"This is why we don't talk anymore you sick fuck"
by NotNath April 15, 2021
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Alabama Snickers

First you eat a lot of nuts (peanuts, cashews, pistachios, etc.), then you shit on your hand. After covering your hand with the nut chocolate mixture you fuck a guy in the ass and use your mixture covered hand to give him a reach around.
Scottie-"Todd doesn't look so well this morning."
Larry-"Yeah he hasn't been the same after the boss gave him an Alabama Snickers."
by Lnpbdfm July 26, 2021
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alabama farmyard

Where a girl gets bored and horny and sets a tarp on the living room floor covered in baby oil, plays beastiality porn on the tv, and let’s careless whisper playing full volume in the background on repeat. She then feeds viagra to her dogs then proceeds to let them fuck her(up to 5 dogs) until the viagra wears off and she is satisfied.
“I heard Candice had an Alabama farmyard last night, what a slut

“Dad I came home early last night and I walked in on Samanthas Alabama farmyard…”
by Nick0985 October 19, 2021
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Alabama Monkey Style

Violently penetrating your mother and sister as they wail like chimps
"Dude last night me and my family gathered around the fireplace for a little Alabama Monkey Style."
by ZiggarothEaterofSouls November 27, 2021
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Alabama baptism

When you’re hitting it from behind, you tell them to turn around like you’re gonna splooge, and you karate chop a packet of Mayonnaise in their face.
I had to switch churches after I gave the pastors daughter an Alabama Baptism, and temporarily blinded her.
by MartonB April 3, 2022
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