A sex position where a woman spreads her legs to expose the vagina while the man then inserts his penis into her Vagina and then sounds around like a record under a needle
Yo I have that hot bartender a good old fashion the record player last night but she kinda wants to press charges guess she can’t handle it hahahaha
by Xxxbulleteater69 June 28, 2025
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by Okra Winfrey July 5, 2025
Get the 4A player mug.Normal chill people who get a bad rep from retarded mivie and shows from 2006. Liek actually. Its 2025, not all football players are bullies. Actually 90% of football palyers are really nice, except for the quarter back sometimes. Thats basically it.
by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025
Get the Football player mug.The exact punishment women get for always going for the flashy, big mouth,over confident, financial unstable,rude, guy rather than the more sensible, smart, hard working, man that actually took the time to get to know you and expressed his attentions in a complete and clear way
"All men are players."
"Hell no I don't want him he's too nice I need me a *player"
"Look how he pays way to much attention to his shoes they are five years old and scuffles surely he's not a *player and will treat me like he treats his shoes and haves all the time in the world for me"
"Hell no I don't want him he's too nice I need me a *player"
"Look how he pays way to much attention to his shoes they are five years old and scuffles surely he's not a *player and will treat me like he treats his shoes and haves all the time in the world for me"
by Blackout 88 August 13, 2025
Get the Player mug.a person who likes to role-play as someone older or younger, most commonly used in sexual role play, not to be confused with age regression
by niku is smart af August 13, 2025
Get the Age player mug.Literally, it means: a person playing an online video game using a VPN to mask their location and IP.
It can also mischieviously refer to an immigrant, most commonly, an asylum seeker or illegal immigrant.
The term became an in-joke amongst fans of Sidders, who makes UK political commentary videos using language and themes from games like Runescape and Minecraft.
It can also mischieviously refer to an immigrant, most commonly, an asylum seeker or illegal immigrant.
The term became an in-joke amongst fans of Sidders, who makes UK political commentary videos using language and themes from games like Runescape and Minecraft.
"keir starlin has just released a new patch with a buff to vpn players, giving them plus 20 gold per week"
by krksfw September 1, 2025
Get the vpn player mug.a person who owns atleast a tiger h1, a L33, a kv2 and a fucking locust with eyes and atleast a body pillow on it and spams "Attack the D point!" On chat like the fuckass weeb retard he is. Mainly watches nothing but warthunder content and girls und panzer, and the only thing he listens to is fucking katyusha and sakkijarven polkka, and lastly spends a large amount of money on motherfucking gold eagles.
johngle_arsongaming: damnit my friend is now the average warthunder player
Asshole69420: Attack the D point!
Asshole69420: Attack the D point!
by joshua lionel cowen September 5, 2025
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