Driving the porcelain truck

When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.

7 vodka shooters and 7 beers back, got so sick I was driving the porcelain truck.

by frishy August 30, 2022

C: drive

The c: drive is the disc on windows were all data is stored

Timmy:have a c: drive
Kreekcraft: evrybody does

by Booms1234 March 20, 2023

Drive To KFC

Niall Horan decided to change the lyrics (and technically song title too) from "so baby if you say you want me to stay, I'll change my mind" to "so baby if you say you want me to drive to KFC" on tour in 2012-2013

Niall Horan: So baby if you say you want me to drive to KFC!

by bananas.dinosaurs.oioi.potato May 8, 2021

powel drived

how somebody from Pittsburgh who happens to be a huge wrestling fan thinks "pile drived" should be spelled.

You know i have a policy of not getting bear blasted, powel drived, concused, knocked the fuck out, and generally humiliated before an evidence final, sorry.

by Not Jason A December 9, 2010

Drive My Pussy

Drive My Pussy means to take that juicy pussy out for a test drive.

Come here, boy, and Drive My Pussy!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

park & drive

when you stick your dong in her and start to drive it in (aka fucking)

“damn dude, did you pipe her yet?”

-“yeah, it was a great park & drive.”

by Jonny Boy AppleSeed April 29, 2019

Gum drive

A women who can pull out her teeth or has no teeth at all and blows rod

Gum drive my rod beeeaatch

by Trailer park Jerry curl admini August 4, 2021