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Book

A piece of paper with words you can read.
by Reader 9 March 21, 2023
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Human Reference Book

nickname from Governor Nikki Haley’s office for Jordan Thomas Cooper
The Human Reference Book is the first black to successfully nominate two billionaires for an honorary degree-Bob Johnson and Oprah Winfrey received honorary degrees from Arkansas Baptist College and Bethune Cookman University.
by Coop Dupe January 10, 2020
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Book

Books are basically for reading and trying to calm you down (Kinda). They also are like binders with pieces of paper with writing and drawings.
Example: Me: I'm going to read a book be right back. You: What's a book?
by XxMochi November 6, 2022
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book trophies

A book trophy is a book that is bought for the explicit purpose of showcasing it in a persons personal collection of books, after they have finished reading it. The book is often read digitally.
My wife had ordered her book trophies online after having finished reading a few books, to remind herself of the pleasures of reading them.
by red.temp February 21, 2024
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Book Advertisement

Really, it's just a 2 and a half hour long transactional book advertisement.
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Hey! Heyhey! If I promote your book will you affirm my thing?"

Sad Dad "Uhh... Yah... Yah I'll do it."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Great! Hold on.... Ok. Rolling. Say, what do you think of my thing? Isn't it obviously correct?"

Sad Dad "Oh, yeah for sure man. I totally saw that and your thing is totally correct."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Yes. Great. And the people coming after me. They are clearly all of the bad words. Isn't that what the studies say?"

Sad Dad "God, yeah, I... They are all of the bad words. I noticed that before you said anything. They're sadistic and narcissistic and all of the other bad words. And YOU'RE like my hero. Your existence in my life is functionally equivalent to having saved me from a burning building."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Hmm... Yes, yes... I see... I guess I was right all along. Pst (Now do your book)"

Sad Dad "Huh? Oh! Oh, ok. Yeah, I wrote a book. It's good. It's about all them mind parasites you got in your brains."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "And?"

Sad Dad 🤨 "Oh! Yeah, and it affirms your thing."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Good. That's good."

Iam "Hey! It's Dr. Jeepjorp! I haven't seen you in months!"

Hym "Why are you watching that crap!? You know it's just a 2 and a half hour long book advertisement."

Iam "Yeah but it's bizarre to watch..."

Hym "Alright..."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2023
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Book Of Quotes

A author who quotes their own phrases in their own book.
Author who uses their own quotes in a published book.
A large quantity of quotes written by the authors.
A book with written quotes.
Quotes that are written by the author themselves.

A book of quotes written by the original author only.
Charbel: What book are you reading this month?

Enoch: I’m reading the Book Of Quotes, written quotes by the original author.

BY: GiovanniDYMillYentei
by MillYentei DYSlick January 17, 2024
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Book

A bunch of dead trees, binded together with artificial chemicals, and having random black ink scribbles that form patterns and words. This is what a book is, not a work of art.
Blake: Want to read a book with me
Hannah: No, there's something known as the Internet
by Blake+Hannah May 8, 2018
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