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International Chode Day

International Chode Day is on the 23rd of September, and is a day recognising and celebrating chodes of all colours and sizes. This day rivals the International Day of The Shlong, occuring on the 6th of September.
“Hey, have you heard? Its the 23rd! Its International Chode Day!”

“Yeah you’d certainly know.”
by LowerLeftAnkle September 22, 2020
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chode-mode

When your roommate decides to delete your FF9 saves because you'd rather pay bills than do drugs all day.
Fuck that piece of shit and his effort to be responsibility. Goin' full chode-mode on this bitch.
by skeet skeet brah April 12, 2014
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CHODE

A PENIS THAT IS WIDER THAN IT IS LONG!
Last time I did it the guy had a chode and it would not fit in my mouth or pussy so he liked my pussy instead.
by Bubba’s nut January 10, 2020
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Chode Molester

A person that has an affinity to chodes. Sometimes the chode-holder is unaware.
Person A: "YO Hendrik sucked three chodes last night."
Person B:"Damn, Hendrik is such a chode molester."
by KingSTiNX October 2, 2017
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A wet chode

Placing the biggest human toe in to the ejaculated substance of the preferred sex, and putting it in the ear of someone to give them a shock (preferably a human so you don’t get convicted by the rspca, or an adult so you don’t get put on the children’s sex offenders list). This is commonly used by people from Bradford, as the common incest ways of the people get the better of them, so they feel the need to do this to their close family members.
Muhammad gave his cousin Fatima a wet chode, shortly before marrying her younger sister which was an even bigger shock (he was 28 she was 13) They then moved in to a small terraced house in BD4. He is now a taxi driver and owns abs kebabs. She now looks after the 15 kids with birth defects due to incest
by Bradfordcharva69 August 2, 2023
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Sigma Chode

A small penis that radiates what it means to be a sigma, must have foreskin since shmegma is sigma
Yo bro your sigma chode is bussin
by anonymous May 3, 2024
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